Lord Maria – Fluffing in the Friendzone

Lord Maria - Fluffing in the Friendzone

Lord Maria – Fluffing in the Friendzone

You know you’re one of my most loyal friends, right? I love how you do everything for me without expectation of reciprocity.
Anyways, bestie, I have a new problem that I need you to fix. I’m dating this incredible man. Everything is perfect about him, except I don’t like sucking his huge cock.
It’s too big for my mouth… but I think it’s perfect for yours. I know you’re not gay, so suggesting that you suck my man’s cock for me is not a small proposition. But I’m not asking – I’m telling, and I’m going to give you step-by-step instructions on how to do it.
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How does it taste? It tastes like friendship, doesn’t it?

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Lord Maria – Husband to Cock Sucking Whore

Lord Maria - Husband to Cock Sucking Whore

Lord Maria – Husband to Cock Sucking Whore

All that energy you put into curating the ‘straight’ husband image? What a waste.
One glance at your browser history reveals that you’re a sham.
You’re not into pussy. You’re not even interested in your own wife.
You’re obsessed with cock. Thick, veiny, cock. At least you and your wife have that in common.
If you’re lucky, maybe she’ll finally put you in your rightful place as a cuckold husband. If you’re really lucky maybe she’ll make you taste another man’s cock.
But is she really “making” you if you’re desperate to try it anyways?

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